It's the pilot episode of HPF, so you know it's gonna suck!
But that's a given, after all pilot episodes are supposed to suck, because it's during this time that the characters and stories are still being developed, so voices and audio are guaranteed to sound sub-par.
But let's not forget, whilst pilot episodes are in one way the worst in the series, they can also be considered the best, because after all, without pilot episodes, there would be no following series.
So without further Amew...
I give you episode 1 of Higurashi Parody Fandub.